Last week, Athens police arrested a man and woman for taking their public display of affection way too far. Answering a call about indecent exposure in the downtown area, police found the woman baring her breasts and the man … well … stimulated by what he saw. Both could easily be seen from the roadway.

Speaking of indecent exposure, Johns Creek apparently has a serial leaker. Cops responded to a report of a man relieving himself behind a restaurant, and when they approached him, they recognized him from similar past incidents. The man told police he didn’t want to “go in his pants.” 

Nature's call also resulted in an unusual phone conversation with a suspected burglar. A man who may be responsible for stealing video-game equipment from a Dacula home apparently called the woman resident while she was away to tell her he was in the house. Why? The man said he needed a potty break. “[The woman] did not think much of [the suspect] using her bathroom as he is a frequent visitor to her house,” the officer wrote in the report. It’s an easy guess as to who she thinks stole the goods.

Police didn't have to guess who was responsible for a recent burglary in Stone Mountain. Using security-camera video, police determined that the 17-year-old next-door neighbor of a burglarized home in unincorporated Stone Mountain was indeed the suspect in the crime. But the teen wasn’t sure that was even possible. After admitting to the crime, the teen told police he was coming down off a drug high and thought he was invisible.

While not suffering from delusions of invisibility, a Norcross woman with a history of mental illness told police she had proof that she and her dog were in danger of being poisoned by her aunt. She claimed her aunt poisoned her father some time ago, and now was after them. Problem was she wasn’t willing to share her evidence, nor her aunt’s name. She assured the cops she was on her medication.

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