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Top 5 Dacula Patch Comments of the Week

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Our Dacula Patch commenters are an engaging and entertaining bunch. Here are just a few of the interesting, funny and/or insightful comments posted on Dacula Patch during the past week. 

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“Mr Robert, Heat makes women HOT! We are in a heat wave! Record breaking times. It is a perfect time for a man to earn points. We all need a sweet man to bring us maybe a COLD ice cream treat, or a cool adult drink on a hot evening … Men should take advantage of this heat and invite someone to see a movie in a DARK and COOL movie house while enjoying a huge ice cold drink throughout the movie. Magic Mike seems to be a movie most women are wanting to check out … I have never understood how men did not catch on to seasonal need of women. We are slaves to the seasons and in the summer take advantage of offering a prospect a creative delightful cool evening.” – Cynthia Montgomery on “”

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“This is either the work of a mentally ill person, the devil himself, or the Chupacabra.

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I’m referring to the decapitated goat story of course. Although, some may argue prostitution could be the work of the devil and TSPLOST may be the work of a mentally ill person.”  - Mitch on “”

 

“I believe I must have watched every episode of The Andy Griffith Show at least 10 times. It was the soundtrack of my youth. Andy, Barney, Aunt Bea, Opie, Floyd, Goober, Otis, Thelma Lou, Ellie, Helen, Ernest T. Bass, The Darlings, Howard, Clara Edwards, Rafe Hollister; what an amazing cast of characters. Most have gone on to heaven's front porch, hope they leave a light on for me.” – Brian Crawford on “”

 

“He preached his funeral by how he lived ......... no additional words needed.” – Kevin Osborne on “”

 

“A law was duly passed to handle misrepresentations of military service as a type of fraud and has been struck down as violating the right of free speech. So how does this align or affect any perjury charges going forward? After all, misrepresentation (lying) is protected under the first amendment now as free speech - or is it just lying done by political types?

It may be a holiday week in DC, but would one of the interns please return and close the closet door to HE!! that was apparently left open last week during the court's rush to leave town?

And you thought the heat was related to ‘climate change’ …” – R on “”

 


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