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Woman Refuses to Leave 'God's Land,' Says She Doesn't Trust 'Alien Zombies'

The female discussed ideas related to a campaign for pets against meth and chickens wearing bikinis.

A Winder business owner was forced to call the Barrow County Sheriff's Office after a woman refused to leave his property, claiming it was "God's land" and she could be there if she so desired.

On May 19, the owner of the Twin Lakes Bait House arrived at the shop and found the woman sitting in a chair on the deck. When asked what she was doing there, the woman said she had been dropped off by two men. The owner informed the woman she needed to leave, but the woman repeatedly refused.

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A deputy attempted to explain to the woman that the owner of the shop did not want her there. The woman again refused to leave, saying the property was "God's land" and adding that she did not trust the "alien zombies."

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"[The woman] also made comments that she had previously been on Abilify and that it did not make her 'able'," the deputy wrote in the report. The woman also reportedly discussed ideas about havingΒ "a daily scavenger hunt, daily weddings, having fairs for lesbians and gays, dressing up pets and starting a campaign for pets against meth, chickens wearing bikinis, and beauty pageants with no loser."

When asked where she lived, the woman replied that she lived in her car, "Old Bessy." The woman informed the deputy her car was at the Winder McDonald's where she had been "dancing" earlier.

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The deputy asked the woman if she would like to go to her car and the woman agreed. According to the incident report, the deputy left the woman with her car at the Winder McDonald's.Β 

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