I Got 'Pwned' by a 13-Year-Old Girl

Sprint Triathalons are a chance to try something new and get "pwned" by a 13-year-old future Olympian.

A sprint triathalon is as follows:

  1. A quarter mile swim (yes, you can side stroke / doggy paddle that far).
  2. A 12 mile bike ride.  (Apparently this is where I was supposed to catch her.)
  3. A 5K run. 

Like the words, "Running," "Work," "Pain," "Getting up," and my favorite, "Not Bacon," we have a natural aversion to anything which might be hard.  I'm only going to say this once...  Last year I was beat by a 13-year-old girl. Badly. I mean she and her mom were carrying their bikes to the car when I dragged my self across the finish line.

Sounds like quite a challenge?  You have to finish in 15 minutes, so cheating is definitely encouraged.  

There are two coming up: 

Oh, and I'm pretty sure the entire cast of Buford's Biggest Loser was right behind me at the finish line - I will have to do better this year.

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