Health & Fitness

The Best Obituary You'll Read This Week, Maybe Ever

This obituary was the most interesting thing I read today.

William "Freddie" McCullough went to meet his maker on Sept. 11, 2013. According to his obituary in the Savannah Morning News, "Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him."

McCullough's interests included fishing, beautiful women, Jim Beam and Little Debbie cakes among other things.

Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa were among the ladies Freddie adored and "they adored him."

Freddie was also multi-talented. The obituary states Freddie was "great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45."

Read the full obituary and see a photo of Freddie here.

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