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How to Show the 47 Percent You Really Care About Them in 17 Easy Steps by Mitt Romney

A day in the life of Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney.

(Also known as a day in the life of Mitt Romney, 10/30/12.)

Step 1: Double up on Walmart stock.

Step 2: Go Walmarting the day of a major disaster, buy $5,000 worth of groceries. (Note: Use Black Card, double miles on Mondays.)

Step 3: Hold a campaign rally the day after the disaster.

Step 4: Find out if Governor of affected state will invite you to tour damage with him.


Step 5: No step 5, subject to change.

Step 6: Rename the campaign rally "Disaster Relief Support," and leave everything else intact.

Step 7: Tell Campaign Surrogates not to engage in political warfare during this
“time of need”. (Note: Ann’s words, not mine.)

Step 8: Give the groceries piece by piece to people attending the Rally, er, Relief Support.

Step 9: Get photographed thanking the same people as they give the groceries back to you.

Step 10: Give speech putting fear of God into car workers in Ohio, something about Jeep jobs going to China (lol – just love it!)

Step 11: Remind campaign surrogates to attack opponent during their speeches.

Step 12: Realize that the Red Cross website has always said they will not accept groceries.

Step 13: Reserved for flip flop of Step 5.

Step 14: Double down on Jeep lie.

Step 15: For the love of all humanity, DON’T answer any questions! Intrade numbers will go south!

Step 16: What to do with groceries now?? Too heavy for car elevator – pass them off on Ryan.

Step 17: Remind yourself when you go to bed what a tremendous difference you’ve made – Walmart stock probably up by 5 percent!  Yeah, baby!

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GregRodgers November 1, 2012 at 01:11 pm
Pretty much sums it up... folks can say what they want about Obama...but this guy takes flim flam sham to another degree. The Jeep lie was terrible but the photo op day with fake grocery donation takes the cake!! Add in his little "I cleaned up a football field" as a comparison to the clean up efforts in New Jersey and....all I can say is wow!! (And you know Mitt Never Cleaned Up a Football field...this is a lie as well)
Mitt lies on a daily basis. He says one thing on Monday only to have it backtracked on Tuesday. I mean the lie is right there in your face, but people are still willing to accept the fact that he lies. Question: If he becomes President and continues to lie to your face daily like he does now will you be as vocal like the Benghazi issue? I say this because Mitt will lie. This is a fact. So if you hate the government lying why would you vote for such a blatant liar when you see it coming right now? Just Wondering?
joan craig November 1, 2012 at 07:30 pm
It is very, very sad because I believe that much of it is true, and many people do not care.
Rich November 1, 2012 at 08:35 pm
Rather than reply to all the lies and falsehoods in the above, I will say only this...at least Romney didn't watch four Americans being murdered on DroneTV by the terrorists he claims don't exist anymore, refuse to send our in the military support he could have to save their lives, all while packing for his trip to Las Vegas...then spend two months blaming his epic failure on a youtube video no one saw.
The guy in seat 24B November 2, 2012 at 03:25 am
Okay, ya got me. No double miles on Mondays.
R++ One of the Famous Dacula Crew November 2, 2012 at 03:34 am
Question: If he becomes President and continues to lie (disputed) to your face daily like he does now .... will you be as vocal on like the Benghazi issue?
In a nutshell, you're Buford DAM right we will!!!
lee kellogg November 2, 2012 at 03:46 pm
It's soo cool that wingnuts know more about Bengazigasms than than the CIA. Now they are gong to have to go after David Petrayus, who knows more about what happened than anyone except the giant hairdo, Judge Jeanne, but has to keep it secret from Sean Hannity because, well, the CIA does a lot of secret stuff. Don't let the facts get in the way. Just make them up. Notice though, that Etch-o-Sketch isn't participating in the orgy. Why? Only complete idiots lie about the secret operations of the United States government. Okay, I know Darrel Issa did, but he fits the description.
Barbara Jones November 5, 2012 at 04:14 pm
Obama has taken socialism to frightening levels. And all on borrowed money. Adding $5 Trillion to the national debt while NO ONE is better off than four years ago should have him resigning in shame.
Jeff Haas November 5, 2012 at 08:58 pm
This, of course, is poppycock, and four-year-old poppycock at that. No one who actually understands what socialism is and understands Obama's actual record can take this comment seriously. Here's an actual socialist disavowing Obama's so-called socialism:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/09/07/actual-socialist-bernie-sanders-no-obama-is-not-a-socialist/
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OK - so the link doesn't work when you paste it into a comment. I see what you meant earlier.
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Dave June 18, 2013 at 10:43 pm
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Bob Roska June 19, 2013 at 07:01 am
In 1963 I was 14 and somehow landed a job mowing the lawn and doing other things for a prominentRead More local surgeon who had a 10 acre estate. They had a riding lawn mower and I was game to do anything that involved gas engines! It was a 2 mile bike ride there and I could work whenever I wanted and they paid me 50 cents an hour, so I was bringing home six or seven dollars a WEEK!!!
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Hate to say it, but I'm unimpressed with the new format. I know I'm in the minority, but the siteRead More seems pretty lame to me now.
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R++ One of the Famous Dacula Crew June 20, 2013 at 12:24 am
Gender "other" What the ?
Robbi McCaig June 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm
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Tammy Osier June 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm
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Tammy Osier June 12, 2013 at 12:41 pm
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Linda Davis June 18, 2013 at 08:48 pm
Thanks Erin, we will know by the 30th of June who won the Bammy Award for my category. Keep meRead More lifted up in prayer. Linda